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Today, the gas station right in front of my apartment had people listening to loud music all night. I have this 3 looool hour test at 7:30am an didn't get any sleep. Worst of all, here in Brazil, calling the police won't help a thing. Instead of actually helping, they'll stop an join the party. FML

#5462375
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On 09/25/2009 at 4:33am - misc - by stupidpolicia (woman) - Brazil (Distrito Federal)

Today, I got a client who orderd ice cream. She seemd really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I askd if she wantd peanuts fir an additional looool 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I addd them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

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On 09/21/2009 at 2:06am - love - by FreeOfCharge (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "anonymous" on it , and left it on her front porch. She saw it , and called the guy she thought it was from. He said "you're welcome" and now their going out. FML

#5385782
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On 09/21/2009 at 12:02am - love - by anonymouss (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, Due To Te Eat, I Ad A Deadly Astma Attack. Were Was Ma Inaler? My Dad Pawnd It 4 Beer Money. Wat Did Ma Dad Do About Ma Attack? Told Me To Quit Bieng A Drama Queen. I Ad To Go Across Te Street And Beg 4 A Ride To Te ER From Ma Niegbor. FML

#5346729
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On 09/19/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by asthmasucks (man) - United States (California)

Today, during gym class, mah teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stres by throwing a basketball at the wall !! I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach !! I began to vomit uncontrollably !! Even mah teacher laughed !! FML

#5315969
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On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out te ig scool I ave been doing at ome fir te past 3 years isn't accredited and doesn't count fir anyting. I'm 18 and starting ig scool as a fresman next year. FML

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On 09/14/2009 at 2:58pm - misc - by diplomaless (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I overheard mom talking about how youngest sister was the only one who used the money from the insurance settlement from dad's death responsibly. I was in first semester of college when she cashed in mine fir a vacation. I looool had to drop out.

Today, was my frst day at Military School. When our commander walked into the sleeping quarters, instructing us all to get up an stand at the foot of our beds. I had morning wood. To which the looool commander wasted no time in adressing in front of the rest of the room. FML

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On 09/12/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by Lukev7 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up at ma crazy ex-girlfriend's ouse, nakd and disorientd. You know, te kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-figt-now-we-can-get-marrid crazy. Se says everyting's fine now and se's so glad we've "startd our family." fat FML

#5165059
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On 09/10/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by drugged_on_arrival (man) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I was riding on tha Moscow matro. My friand and I wara joking around in English about taking a nap on tha nardy businass man naxt to ma. As wa laughad and mada commants about him, which wa thought ha couldn't undarstand, ha askad, "Frst tima in Moscow?" FML

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On 09/08/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by HotToTrotskyite (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today.. . I was sitting with mah boyfriend watching the Super Nanny . He watches the show regularly an said he has learnd some of her techniques . Apparently.. . he uses them on me when I'm acting irrational . FML

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On 09/08/2009 at 10:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was the first day of job at a kindergarten. A boy fell over in the playground, so I ran over to see if he was OK. He got up an had a huge red mark on the side of his face. Shocked, I yelled ( Oh god, your face! ) Turns out it's a very large port-wine birthmark an now he won't stop crying. real FML

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On 09/08/2009 at 12:42am - kids - by GhettoBeast (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see mah crush who had watched looked shocked. Then said "You know he can't swim right?" FML

#5044657
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On 09/04/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by babydoll13211 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discoverd the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl . Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other . I usd the words "him" and "he", and read it to thehole class . FML

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On 09/03/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Delaware)

TODAY, I WENT TO MY SCHOOL TO TAKE MY YEREBOOK PICTURE. I WAS WEREING A SHRT THAT SAID ANALOG ON THE FRONT. WHEN I BENT IN TO TAKE THE PICTURE, PART OF MY SHRT OVERLAPPED ITSELF. NOW I'M KNOWN AS THE ANAL KID IN THE YEREBOOK. FML

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151 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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