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Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

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On 09/03/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by ohseven6421 - United States (California)

Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML

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107 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 5:01pm - misc - by samboob (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was life guarding at a community pool and noticed a toddler go under water. I quickly jumped in and suddenly got a charlie horse which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML

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114 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 8:35pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML

#12786707
287 comments

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On 08/28/2010 at 12:19pm - love - by doesntkissalot - United States (Florida)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML

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157 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm - love - by Ido (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

#12740190
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On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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155 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 6:36pm - love - by iammike (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

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302 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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315 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by Goody2shoes (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, my parents made me a steak dinner to celebrate me visiting home from college. I've been a vegetarian for eleven years. This is the third time they've done this. FML

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199 comments

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On 06/23/2010 at 7:27pm - misc - by cjkelly1 (woman) - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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229 comments

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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

#11295929
171 comments

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On 06/18/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by jooshuarr - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML

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322 comments

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On 06/15/2010 at 3:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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