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  • Number of visits : 641
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About persianninja : "When able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive;when we are near we must make the enemy believe we a far away; when far away,we must make him believe we are near. Hold out baits to entice the enemy.Feign disorder. And crush him."

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Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML


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On 08/04/2014 at 11:08am - misc - by baebookboo - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML


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On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML


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On 04/16/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by filipinoclari808 (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML


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On 03/19/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by skywayavenue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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