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About persianninja : Friendship is like peeing on yourself:everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML
Friday 3 July 2015