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About persephone28 : I am Swedish

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML

#14805791
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34416) - you deserved it (4539)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

#14504548
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32274) - you deserved it (4767)

On 01/08/2011 at 1:38am - love - by Some Girl - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

#14487590
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41347) - you deserved it (4269)

On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by UltraHoe69 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

#14406610
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37212) - you deserved it (5072)

On 12/31/2010 at 6:11am - love - by ohemmgeee (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML

#14393948
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38938) - you deserved it (5902)

On 12/30/2010 at 9:09am - intimacy - by georgiahick -

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says "Wow, this is just too funny". FML

#14386335
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31027) - you deserved it (6070)

On 12/29/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

#14379912
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35770) - you deserved it (12801)

On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17200) - you deserved it (52166)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking when I orgasm. FML

#14365542
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30346) - you deserved it (7623)

On 12/28/2010 at 2:44am - intimacy - by sealy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

#14356876
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35790) - you deserved it (6893)

On 12/27/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by ohmy. - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

#14242340
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22422) - you deserved it (88447)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

#14200439
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38080) - you deserved it (2894)

On 12/14/2010 at 8:32am - love - by A. nonymous -

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125652) - you deserved it (17016)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44222) - you deserved it (10600)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)



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