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Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71040) - you deserved it (3615)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by joAnne (woman) - United States

Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML

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On 01/25/2009 at 9:51pm - kids - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)



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