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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 May 1989 (25 years)
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Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44915) - you deserved it (3357)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44766) - you deserved it (8684)

On 08/27/2009 at 2:58am - misc - by gonebabygone - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband and I decided to take a romantic trip to the beach. We got pulled over, and shortly thereafter he was arrested. Just so happens you can't miss child support payments for your twelve year old daughter without getting a warrant. He has a daughter? We've been married for 14 years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63547) - you deserved it (3218)

On 08/26/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by AreYouSerious (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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