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Today... I spilt a very ot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very ot cup of tea.

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On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Today , while hiking , mah dad decidd we should take the beeline trail down the mountain to save time. We got to the bottom of the mountain when we discoverd it was the wrong side of the mountain. We had to hike 13 extra miles around it to get back to our car. FML

#15956367
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On 04/27/2011 at 10:43pm - misc - by lostinthewoods (woman) - United States

Today, mah girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice an tight 4 her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
341 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

TODAY, I WAS ABSENTMINDEDLY PLAYING WITH A PIECE OF LINT. WHEN I LOOKD AT IT, I REALIZD THAT I HAD BEEN ROLLING AND SQUEEZING A DEAD SPIDER IN MAH FINGERS FIR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. BIG FAT FML

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On 04/27/2011 at 10:05am - animals - by scarred4life (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday , I woke husband up at 2am , screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom!! We both screamed for a bit until he finally says , "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger , an realized it was four year old daughter with her blanket!! FML

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On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done wit is name on. He paid fir it. After it was done e told me it was over between us and e tougt it'd be a nice reminder of im fir me. FML

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On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today... was mah wedding night. We had decidd to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressd and smild at mah new wife... she burst into tears and crid... "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
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On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

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On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit!! My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom!! He publicly pulled out my tampon!! FML

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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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