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perez758
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Monday 22 May 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 593
  • Number of comments : 76
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Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37608) - you deserved it (14404)

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