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perdix
  • Town/Country : Florida, USA
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60030) - you deserved it (5176)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML

#14830027
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30194) - you deserved it (4774)

On 02/03/2011 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed -

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

#14826546
42 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26733) - you deserved it (5528)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML

#14563529
192 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 6:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML

#13312784
158 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the cracks. I quickly looked away, and about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

#13202314
150 comments

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On 09/25/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

#13015077
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21314) - you deserved it (1750)

On 09/12/2010 at 3:23am - work - by ihatemyjob - Canada

Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his room mate. It's been 45 minutes and its still going. FML

#12443744
106 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 12:09am - love - by bitchasshonky - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

#12426851
159 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by kylie - United States (New York)

Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated-looking my chest has become and how she only wants to help. Except that I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML

#8940307
176 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 3:57am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
232 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

#8749925
166 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 3:50pm - work - by themanontheright - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML

#8611992
93 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by Greymoya (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

#8557720
267 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 4:43pm - health - by baconrash - United States (New York)



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