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Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 11:29pm - love - by Stinky. - United States (Illinois)
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 11:27am - intimacy - by anonomous - United States
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)
Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 12:40am - love - by Skullie - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Lilah - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 4:08am - love - by rook - United States (Illinois)
Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 10:31am - love - by Anonymous -
Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States
Today, it was my birthday. We had a huge family dinner and everyone was invited, including my boyfriend. My family is kind of stuck-up, so I was very nervous about him meeting them. He got into an argument with my uncle over how "awesome" Van Halen is, and ignored me all night. FML
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On 10/25/2011 at 3:10am - love - by SNBBFF - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States
Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 8:16pm - love - by pupitre (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
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