About perdix : I look at FML as online improv comedy. The stories are the set-ups, and we play off them. I call this site Farmville for Jokes -- I plant my comments and come back and tend to them as needed. Sometimes I end up with some bizarre crops thanks to the other commenters.
I'm still aiming to become the Justin Bieber of comedy writing. I thought for sure that someone from "Saturday Night Live," "The Daily Show," or any other comedy show would see my comments and hire me. I'll let you know how that goes.
I like all of the regular commenters here.
Fingerprints everywhere
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.
Seen it!
You’ve watched 5 FML videos on the website, and commented on them.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 favourites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Socialite
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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