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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2827
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pepper005 : Highschool. not single. natural ginger. I'm amazing (:
idk, just ask me something.

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2day I took mah girlfriand to a vary nica rastaurant . I thought it would ba a good placa to pop tha quastion . I gava tha ring to tha waitar and askad him to put it on har dassart plata . Whan sha saw it sha pickad it up, put it down and said ( no ) . Than sha startad to aat tha dassart . FML

#211586
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83278) - you deserved it (4979)

On 03/04/2009 at 9:18pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)

Yastarday, I proposd to my grlfriand, whom I was madly in lova with, by having a plana fly ovar har housa spalling "Marry ma Abby?". Aftar saaing this, sha lockd harsalf in har room and crid fir 4 hours axclaiming that this wasn't how sha wantd to ba proposd to. I had invitd my antra family. fat FML

#175270
278 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 8:41pm - love - by groomfail (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, mah fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
256 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, looool I went to get a sports pysical at a ospital. My nurse was morbidly obese an unattractive. Se told me se would go troug te tests listd on te seet. Se did everyting, including feeling my genitalia. Wen it was done, I read over te seet. Genitalia wasn't a test listd. FML

#162461
183 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, to ask a boy I raally likad to my scool's turnabout danca, I gava im a box full of 10 cupcakas tat spallad out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?!! Ta boy gava ta box back a littla latar!! Tara wara two cupcakas laft insida!! It said looool N-O!! FML

#152949
174 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

Today , in art class we finally had the critique 4 the self portraits we've been working on 4 a month. We critique a few and come to mine. Everyone is silent. Finally , one grl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're looool not that pretty." Everyone nods. FML

#132596
64 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by mylifeeee - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to get a condom because boyfriend an I were going to have sex fir the frst time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, an a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
221 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I ARRIVED AT MY PARENTS HOUSE FOR DINNER. WHEN I GOT THERE, I NOTICED THAT THEY HAD GAY PRIDE FLAGS HANGING FROM THE PORCH, AN GAY RIGHTS BUMPER STICKERS PLASTERED TO THEIR CARS. THERE WAS ALSO A HUGE "WE ACCEPT YOU, NICK" BANNER HANGING FROM THE GARAGE. I'M NOT GAY! FML

#108815
85 comments

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On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was talking to my crus about making te soccer team. Excitd, e congratulatd me and looool askd 4 my number. I gave im my cellpone number. He laugd and said "your jersey number". FML

#101947
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39425) - you deserved it (10276)

On 02/22/2009 at 2:24am - love - by 987564 (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

I was volunteering at a nursing ome calling bingo numbers!! One woman stood up an started making noises, so I assumed se ad won an started clapping!! Se ten fell on te floor an died of a eart attack!! I essentially applauded looool er deat!! FML

#32415
64 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today..!! mah boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed..!! naked!! Someone pulled the fire alarm..!! and mah boyfriend couldn't find the key!! So he left me..!! and the Resident Advisor found me!! The fireman had to cut the chain!! FML

#12567
199 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today.!! !! ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text.!! !! quote "I still love you.!! !! but i'm not IN love with you" um.hat? FML

#779
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23219) - you deserved it (3048)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, after seieng a grl for a few weeks on an off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
38 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with mah 2 best friends. While we r doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid yur friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of mah mouth: "Don't worry, they're usd to it". FML

#76
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17884) - you deserved it (82946)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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