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About pepelittle9 : =^= I am a major otaku and luv botdf and blood and guts ;3 I am a VERY clumsy blonde and if u are retardedly fat STOP READING THIS AND FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO STALK!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
Wednesday 28 January 2015