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pepelittle9
  • Town/Country : none of your god damn business, U.S
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 239
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About pepelittle9 : =^= I am a major otaku and luv botdf and blood and guts ;3 I am a VERY clumsy blonde and if u are retardedly fat STOP READING THIS AND FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO STALK!

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Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30632) - you deserved it (22433)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30230) - you deserved it (3736)

On 09/06/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by stupidboys - United States

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33192) - you deserved it (3228)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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