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About people_annoy_me : Hia! I'm a professional fangirl, I love reading and I'm married to Theo James 😍😂 idk don't judge my username I actually like (some) people but I can't change it so :/

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Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML

#21364157
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29078) - you deserved it (2443)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by We're still popping them - United States (California)

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

#21356191
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35456) - you deserved it (3392)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

#21355097
84 comments

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On 02/12/2015 at 11:59pm - money - by NotMacklemore - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18678) - you deserved it (35458)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

#21353290
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28368) - you deserved it (17707)

On 02/10/2015 at 9:51am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

#21346789
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29266) - you deserved it (3325)

On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML

#21345701
50 comments

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On 01/28/2015 at 5:20pm - misc - by WildShortstop13 - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28452) - you deserved it (2230)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring 'cause he was so good looking. FML

#21322556
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34150) - you deserved it (4262)

On 12/23/2014 at 6:28am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, after doing tons of research on a wand my little brother wanted for Christmas, I finally found one on eBay for $60. After already giving my credit card info and confirming the purchase, my dad called me and told me he found the exact same one for six bucks at a local toy store. FML

#21322266
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27202) - you deserved it (5760)

On 12/22/2014 at 7:54pm - money - by trippybmth (man) - United States

Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML

#21314442
105 comments

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On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML

#21311641
33 comments

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On 12/04/2014 at 8:54pm - health - by dumb dancer - United States (Michigan)

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation,, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

#21307421
52 comments

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On 11/28/2014 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

#21306727
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31332) - you deserved it (6493)

On 11/27/2014 at 10:13am - love - by fart - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

#21298550
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32841) - you deserved it (2323)

On 11/13/2014 at 7:21pm - misc - by JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - United States (California)



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