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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 January 2001 (14 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 725
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About pennyprostitute : I love to sleep in late and I'm very sarcastic.
Come chat some time, I like to make new friends. Hopefully we'll have something in common.


Also, I'm not actually a hooker! My cousin dared me to put this as a username because we have a few inside jokes about cheap hookers.

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pennyprostitute's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML

#21447496
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23986) - you deserved it (1950)

On 07/26/2015 at 12:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

#21446728
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12559) - you deserved it (23446)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:59pm - work - by suspended (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my wife was in seemingly never-ending labor. It got so bad, I overheard a nurse in the doorway mutter to a coworker that she hoped my baby would just die or something, so she could finally go take a smoke break. FML

#21439756
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35456) - you deserved it (1695)

On 07/10/2015 at 9:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML

#21439737
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27664) - you deserved it (7328)

On 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, as always, I have a type of eczema that flares up when I'm stressed out or anxious. And today, the girl I've been in love with for 4 years asked me out on a date. We meet up in a few hours, and right now I look like I have smallpox. FML

#21439553
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24637) - you deserved it (1451)

On 07/10/2015 at 1:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to explain to several young children why asking the new blind girl to play hide and seek with them is inappropriate. FML

#21439546
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25618) - you deserved it (2215)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few months ago, my boys convinced me to go out with the cute girl I had been talking to on Tinder. However, she wasn't cute, or a girl. He robbed me. FML

#21439092
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24735) - you deserved it (4664)

On 07/09/2015 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend's brother and fiancé decided to preach to me about how I need to read the Bible because I'm agnostic. I'd be fine if it wasn't coming from two 19-year-olds who dated for 5 months, got pregnant, got engaged, lost the baby, and still wanna get married, "so they don't look bad." FML

#21438785
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24581) - you deserved it (1994)

On 07/08/2015 at 11:24pm - misc - by ZiggyTink - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML

#21438439
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23286) - you deserved it (5208)

On 07/08/2015 at 9:58am - health - by Softball - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend freaked out at me because he found a couple of orange hairs in my bed and he knows my ex is a redhead. He also knows I have two orange cats. FML

#21437983
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24997) - you deserved it (2064)

On 07/07/2015 at 2:19pm - love - by innocent cat lady - United States

Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML

#21437504
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20689) - you deserved it (8521)

On 07/06/2015 at 5:37pm - work - by a_dani365 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I learned how my coworkers differentiate between my coworker and me as we have the same name, when I overheard one of them ask the other, "Which one, ugly Leslie or hot Leslie?" When the answer was "ugly Leslie," he walked straight to me. FML

#21437500
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23404) - you deserved it (1513)

On 07/06/2015 at 5:32pm - work - by makeover-needed - United States

Today, I woke up with a electric dog collar on my neck. I wouldn't have noticed it until my stepfather turned the collar to the highest intensity just to wake me up. FML

#21436783
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24063) - you deserved it (1732)

On 07/05/2015 at 12:26pm - misc - by izaya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML

#21435445
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23091) - you deserved it (1427)

On 07/02/2015 at 4:25pm - love - by soo -

Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML

#21435419
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34963) - you deserved it (1510)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by Deaf - United States (California)



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