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About penguin_bitchez : Death metal is great, but I enjoy most music :)
I have 1" stretched ears and long hair
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Yesterday I Puttd On A Porno, Trying To Unwind After A Bad Day. 10 Minutes In, I Was So Pissd Off With The Girl Constantly Repeating "You Like That? Yeah?" And The Cameraman's Obsession With The Guy's Asscrack That I Startd Yelling At The Screen. Now I'm More Stressd Than Ever. Mega FML
Today , I went to te restroom to pee . A loud fart exploded out of ma ass an ecoed in te toilet bowl . I could practically feel ma face on fire wen I saw te orrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out . FML
Today I recieved a poorly-written letter from mah asshole nieghbor in which he threatened to ( sew ) me cuz mah dog shat on his lawn again . I went over asked if he needed some wool fir his sewing an told him to looool stop bieng an idiot . Now he's apparently hring a lawyer fir real . FML
Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower . That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decidd to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with . FML
Today... my boss in my police dept. told me to start enforcing the "no bikes on sidewalks" law which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk an flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with down syndrome who was so upset he cried an peed. FML
Friday 27 March 2015