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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 March 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 141
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About penguin_bitchez : Death metal is great, but I enjoy most music :)
I have 3/4ths stretched ears and long hair
kik - penguin_bitchez
instagram - amassacreinthenorth
snapchat - elecksor
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Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

#21252384
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33429) - you deserved it (3126)

On 09/05/2014 at 12:17pm - love - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML

#21232670
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37187) - you deserved it (12306)

On 08/08/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by FUCK YOU (man) - United States

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

#21206881
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55044) - you deserved it (10912)

On 07/12/2014 at 10:00am - intimacy - by weeping_angel_ - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

#21166563
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43115) - you deserved it (6107)

On 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I received a poorly-written letter from my asshole neighbor in which he threatened to "sew" me because my dog shat on his lawn again. I went over, asked if he needed some wool for his sewing, and told him to stop being an idiot. Now he's apparently hiring a lawyer for real. FML

#20981890
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38840) - you deserved it (21584)

On 12/05/2013 at 5:26pm - misc - by possibly a sweater (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31792) - you deserved it (4278)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

#4256905
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51841) - you deserved it (2730)

On 08/03/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Tyler (man) - United States



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