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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 March 1999 (15 years)
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About penguin_bitchez : Death metal is great, but I enjoy most music :)
I have 3/4ths stretched ears and long hair
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Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML


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Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML


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