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Today, my boss sent out an email with the subject line "Urgent". He accidentally left the body of the email blank. I replied to all staff "You're firing blanks Peter". I later heard that his wife once got drunk and told everyone that they couldn't have kids because he has a low sperm count. FML

I agree, your life sucks (29120) - you deserved it (7647)

On 07/22/2009 at 4:16am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)