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Today my boss sent out an email with the subject line - Urgent. He accidently left the body of the email blank. I replied to all staff "You're firing blanks Peter". I later heard that his wife once got drunk and told everyone that they couldn't have kids because he has a low sperm count. FML

I agree, your life sucks (25592) - you totally deserved it (6801)

On 07/22/2009 at 4:16am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (353655) - you totally deserved it (15297)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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