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pendatik
  • Town/Country : Neverwhere, London
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 21626
  • Number of comments : 6863
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pendatik : If words were water, you would drown when I say I love you. Spike Milligan.

In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is wing’d Cupid painted blind.

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. Aristotle

About my pic...Yeah, been there...

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Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30124) - you deserved it (4557)

On 07/10/2011 at 8:49am - love - by Mary - United States

Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20934) - you deserved it (1982)

On 07/05/2011 at 5:42am - work - by Noff (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

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On 06/17/2011 at 3:32am - misc - by seriouslybored (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7605) - you deserved it (38598)

On 06/03/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45450) - you deserved it (2996)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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On 05/13/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend came home from a camping trip and broke up with me. All because when he was watching the lake he was near, ripples formed. Apparently, this means God was telling him I'm impure and unable to be "saved by Christ" and therefore, a waste of his time. I dated this lunatic. FML

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On 05/12/2011 at 7:34pm - love - by dammitvasquez - Canada

Today, I dislocated my arm while trying to escape from underneath a flipped over kayak. Who saved me? My two brothers-in-law. Who didn't? My husband, because his "feet were hurting." FML

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On 04/23/2011 at 8:08pm - love - by crizzy - United States

Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML

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On 03/14/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by cleangirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 2:55am - misc - by Austyn -

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30948) - you deserved it (19961) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said "right now?" FML

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On 01/03/2011 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML

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On 01/01/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)