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penashmul

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1615
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About penashmul : Student at EKU (: Profile Picture is one I took at a national park!

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Visits<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 3:07pm<b>buffalo883</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 4:05pm<b>RiceKrispieTreat</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 10:22pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 7:26pm<b>bubsenn</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 9:54pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:19am<b>rengoonhoo</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:40pm<b>hurley12</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 12:19am<b>AnimeAddict95</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 1:25am<b>theoneandonlybro</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 9:35pm<b>bosfk</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 8:02am<b>BrigaDoon48</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 5:57pm<b>AGB10</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 4:11pm<b>Little_Lady16</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 4:04pm<b>flupsht</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 7:00pm<b>AviatOfficial</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 7:38am<b>PeartOfNeils</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 9:33am<b>CloudBustah</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 3:55am

Fucked!<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 6:53am

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penashmul's favorite FMLs

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

by Orgasmataz / 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy

Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML

by annoyed / 01/22/2015 at 3:23pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

by Anonymous / 01/10/2015 at 8:45am / United States / Love

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

by terdberglerforlyfe / 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Kids

Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML

by Anonymous / 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML

by stampslife / 11/28/2014 at 3:00am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation

Today, my husband and I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child. The only thing my father did was look at my husband and tell him his pull out game was weak. FML

by wtfdad / 11/16/2014 at 12:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML

by Purple / 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow. This idiot is 15 years old. FML

by Anonymous / 10/12/2014 at 8:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

by Mc2013 / 10/12/2014 at 1:38pm / United States / Health