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  • Town/Country : West Branch, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 December 1995 (18 years)
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Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML

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