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Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23044) - you deserved it (31406)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

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On 01/10/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by karl - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

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On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version



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