peasonearth

Search for a member

Offline (the 06/24/2015 at 10:20am)

peasonearth

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 January 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 822
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About peasonearth : lame and gay as hell

peasonearth's page activity

Visits<b>NerdGirl321</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 5:38am<b>DamianWolf</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 2:42pm<b>courtly25</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 8:25am<b>Ginger_Love</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 1:56pm<b>jessreallysucks</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 9:59pm<b>buddy560</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 2:12pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 11:49am<b>raven83</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 1:46pm<b>smeegle</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 6:27pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 12:54am<b>Markovski</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 8:04pm<b>FugitiveFridge</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 12:26pm<b>nch_12</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 10:23pm<b>kittykat_bw13</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 11:44pm<b>thedukutree123</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 1:09am<b>clumsyidiot0923</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 2:29pm<b>NightlyAce</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:27pm<b>gabechriswill</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 10:58pm

Fucked!<b>NerdGirl321</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 11:38am<b>Markovski</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 3:49am

peasonearth's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of peasonearth's badges

peasonearth's favorite FMLs

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

by lolilovemyboyfriend / 10/19/2011 at 10:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

by Anonymous / 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

by brittbrat4 / 08/13/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

by squishylog / 08/12/2011 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

by beekeke45 / 06/25/2011 at 9:39am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids

Today, I learned, 15 years later, that my puppy from when I was 4, was not taken by Santa because he was in need of a reindeer. My parents took him to the shelter because they thought he was ugly. FML

by leeseyxoxo / 03/27/2011 at 2:10am / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

by lolzboss / 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, my son and I attended my mother's funeral. It was the first time he'd been to such an event, so to ease his grief and distract him, I turned on Max and Ruby when we got home. He quickly broke into tears; apparently, it was the episode where Max and Ruby prepare their grandma a special birthday gift. FML

by sadcartoons / 02/12/2011 at 1:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I had a plaster cast removed from my arm. After telling the nurse it felt like the saw was cutting my skin, she tells me there is no way that it could touch my skin and that I was being paranoid. She cracked open the cast. Burns, blisters and bleeding skin were revealed. FML

by omfgitburns / 01/06/2011 at 9:54am / Health

Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML

by northernlass / 10/01/2010 at 10:32am / United States (Ohio) / Transportation

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (New York) / Love