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by Anonymous / 01/11/2013 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by maggie74 / 06/27/2012 at 12:58am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Shelby / 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by ironyisabitch / 06/02/2012 at 1:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Hungrytoothbrush / 03/07/2012 at 5:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
by Kayla / 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm / United States / Health
by annon / 02/11/2012 at 1:23am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Username / 12/15/2011 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
by stinky / 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/19/2011 at 7:21pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…