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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with… Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the… Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy…