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peanutfoo

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 779
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About peanutfoo : I love animals and think fmls are hilarious.

peanutfoo's page activity

Visits<b>xtg14x</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 4:47pm<b>shine999</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 10:15am<b>kty93</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 2:14am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 11:52pm<b>wolrage15</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 10:37pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 7:24pm<b>ncbb14</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 7:10pm<b>EyRaB</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 4:15pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 4:08pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 1:01pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 11:55am<b>tiger820</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 11:52am<b>schreibergx93</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 11:17am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 11:13am<b>Jason89</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 10:49am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 10:29am<b>vegemute</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 10:18am<b>jesusalejndr</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 10:12am

Fucked!<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 5:53am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 1:24am<b>tiger820</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 5:52pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 5:13pm<b>cjwayy</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 5:47am

peanutfoo's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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peanutfoo's favorite FMLs

Today, after months of trying to train my cockatiel to perch on my finger, he finally trusted me enough to fly from his cage and land on my hand. I panicked and accidentally backhanded him across the room. FML

by parasheeeet / 01/13/2016 at 12:05pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals

Today, while trying to explain to my friends what an anxiety attack is like, I had an anxiety attack. FML

by ohtheirony / 12/10/2015 at 2:49pm / United States (Nevada) / Health

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML

by coolest_mom / 11/25/2015 at 1:00am / Kids

Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML

by eyegouger15 / 11/13/2015 at 11:32am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML

by ok cool / 10/12/2015 at 9:53pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

by horp / 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work

Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML

by gotmilk? / 09/22/2015 at 9:41am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML

by siddance / 09/04/2015 at 2:08pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

by Anonymous / 08/26/2015 at 3:45am / India (West Bengal) / Love

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

by BarhydtBran / 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

by whydoihavecats / 08/04/2015 at 3:19pm / United Kingdom / Animals

Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML

by Anonymous / 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my co-worker told me how "lucky" I am that I "chose" to be a lesbian, because I don't have to deal with "guy drama". I spent two years of my adolescence sleeping at a bus stop and begging strangers for money after I got kicked out of home. FML

by Lesbihonest / 06/17/2015 at 9:31am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

by Junkiegamer / 04/27/2015 at 10:20am / United States (Texas) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML

by Silverfeathery / 12/01/2014 at 9:06pm / Miscellaneous