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peanutfoo

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 489
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About peanutfoo : I love animals and think fmls are hilarious.

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peanutfoo's favorite FMLs

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML

#21309681
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25928) - you deserved it (3131)

On 12/01/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by Silverfeathery -

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

#21284275
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37727) - you deserved it (10988)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

#21281207
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32307) - you deserved it (5297)

On 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boss discovered that I'm prone to random fainting, due to hypoglycemia. He has now nicknamed me "fainting goat" and makes relentless bleating noises every time he sees me. FML

#21275948
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30988) - you deserved it (2630)

On 10/12/2014 at 12:04am - work - by thecaptainmorgan - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

#21265100
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32733) - you deserved it (9982)

On 09/25/2014 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML

#21251355
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32104) - you deserved it (5051)

On 09/03/2014 at 7:13pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

#21246787
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39289) - you deserved it (3374)

On 08/27/2014 at 10:33pm - kids - by That idiot - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

#21243022
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42602) - you deserved it (5142)

On 08/22/2014 at 8:05am - work - by haileelouxxx (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

#21184387
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62528) - you deserved it (8911)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

#21175629
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50316) - you deserved it (8432)

On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

#21173084
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48252) - you deserved it (5768)

On 06/13/2014 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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