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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 670
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About peanutfoo : I love animals and think fmls are hilarious.

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Fucked!<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 5:53am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 1:24am<b>tiger820</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 5:52pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 5:13pm<b>cjwayy</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 5:47am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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peanutfoo's favorite FMLs

Today, after months of trying to train my cockatiel to perch on my finger, he finally trusted me enough to fly from his cage and land on my hand. I panicked and accidentally backhanded him across the room. FML

#21514709
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16616) - you deserved it (17660)

On 01/13/2016 at 12:05pm - animals - by parasheeeet (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, while trying to explain to my friends what an anxiety attack is like, I had an anxiety attack. FML

#21502281
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21514) - you deserved it (2000)

On 12/10/2015 at 2:49pm - health - by ohtheirony - United States (Nevada)

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML

#21496534
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25519) - you deserved it (2649)

On 11/25/2015 at 1:00am - kids - by coolest_mom (woman) -

Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML

#21492071
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22160) - you deserved it (2421)

On 11/13/2015 at 11:32am - misc - by eyegouger15 (man) - United States

Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML

#21479282
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22682) - you deserved it (2735)

On 10/12/2015 at 9:53pm - misc - by ok cool - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

#21474273
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25064) - you deserved it (8644)

On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML

#21471391
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25047) - you deserved it (1714)

On 09/22/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by gotmilk? - United States (Florida)

Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML

#21464524
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23250) - you deserved it (3259)

On 09/04/2015 at 2:08pm - health - by siddance - United States (California)

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

#21460828
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25152) - you deserved it (3269)

On 08/26/2015 at 3:45am - love - by Anonymous - India (West Bengal)

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

#21457342
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25796) - you deserved it (10247)

On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

#21451813
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25055) - you deserved it (2518)

On 08/04/2015 at 3:19pm - animals - by whydoihavecats - United Kingdom

Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML

#21450074
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26120) - you deserved it (2631)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my co-worker told me how "lucky" I am that I "chose" to be a lesbian, because I don't have to deal with "guy drama". I spent two years of my adolescence sleeping at a bus stop and begging strangers for money after I got kicked out of home. FML

#21427509
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36429) - you deserved it (3485)

On 06/17/2015 at 9:31am - misc - by Lesbihonest (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML

#21309681
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28315) - you deserved it (3559)

On 12/01/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by Silverfeathery -



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