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About peanut69 : Im chilled open minded. GRADUATION 6/07/2010!!!!!!!!!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML
Friday 22 May 2015