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peanut12719
  • Town/Country : Lousiania, United states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 584
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About peanut12719 : Im a strong football player who loves having fun, and will keep a smile on your face. =D
I love brunettes and blondes
I got baby blue eyes and my hair is dirty blonde with some lite brown
*Single for all those wonderin*
lookin to go to U of M, LSU, or Florida for college...
Im told that im popular but i hate crowds...im adventureous and nothing stands in my way unless i break another bone...iv broken my tibia rite below my knee and both bones in my arm during basketball practice, my arm was slanted in and miss pretty much the whole season...pain is my middle name
I LOVE SPORTS IF YOU HAVENT NOTICED AND DIRT BIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35264) - you deserved it (9881)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41824) - you deserved it (9344)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46056) - you deserved it (7427)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46056) - you deserved it (7427)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032
121 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML

#6933168
70 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by ScarredForLife (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24719) - you deserved it (6440)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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