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Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27444) - you deserved it (18632)

On 11/26/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt - right by my left nipple. Absentmindedly, I licked my finger and tried rubbing the stain out. When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34290) - you deserved it (5917)

On 09/07/2009 at 6:19pm - work - by CMANIA (man) - United States (Illinois)



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