About peachezthelette : I'm Katy. I'm currently twenty one years young :). My born nakie day is May 5, 1991! I am currently married and I have a one year old son! The last time I updated this I was still nineteen and pregnant! Now my son is walking, hard to believe how fast time goes by! Anyway, I am constantly high on life, you only live once might as well enjoy it while you can :). I am a very friendly person until you push my buttons then I can trade like a bull would. After all, I am a Taurus! Thanks for reading this.
Fave movies:
13 Going on 30
Alpha Dog
Basic Instinct 2
Big Money Hustlas
Blades of Glory
Borat
Derailed
Four Brothers
Funny People
Hancock
Little Nicky
One Missed Call
Pulse
Role Models
School For Scoundrels
Strangeland
Taken
The Boondock Saints
The Hangover
The Love Guru
The Onion Movie
Pearl Harbor
Titanic
Full Metal Jacket
Terminator 1-3
Obsessed
a son is the best gift God can give a mother and father. I love you so much Braeden Terry, you are my son&my sunshine.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing xbox. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after five months of not working, I have a check waiting for me at the office. Too bad the office is in another city. My gas tank is empty, and I have no money to put gas in my car. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm - money - by arirx12 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 12:27pm - love - by sadf4x0r (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)
Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - animals - by ughno - United States (Texas)
Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by snowbunny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my soon-to-be mother in law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Isabell (woman) - Australia
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 2:22am - health - by Tuffgunsmoke - Sent from mobile version
Today, it's officially been two weeks since I found out I have mono. It's also been two weeks since anyone has visited me, called me, or even emailed me. The real kicker? I'm now fired from my job because they can't believe I can have mono twice in one year. I guess I'm just lucky that way. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 1:43am - health - by blah - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 4:56am - love - by CP19JK12KH (woman) - United States (Indiana)
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