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About peachezthelette : I'm Katy. I'm currently twenty one years young :). My born nakie day is May 5, 1991! I am currently married and I have a one year old son! The last time I updated this I was still nineteen and pregnant! Now my son is walking, hard to believe how fast time goes by! Anyway, I am constantly high on life, you only live once might as well enjoy it while you can :). I am a very friendly person until you push my buttons then I can trade like a bull would. After all, I am a Taurus! Thanks for reading this.
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Blades of Glory
One Missed Call
School For Scoundrels
The Boondock Saints
The Love Guru
The Onion Movie
Full Metal Jacket
a son is the best gift God can give a mother and father. I love you so much Braeden Terry, you are my son&my sunshine.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cop laughed at me. FML
Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Monday 30 November 2015