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peachezthelette
  • Town/Country : Milwaukee, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 May 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 819
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 48 posted

About peachezthelette : I\'m Katy. I\'m nineteen. I\'m engaged&currently pregnant. I love to laugh & I love my xbox360! I wouldn\'t be alive without my child, my family, my fiance and my xbox, I\'m usually always happy, I dont cry much. I also love watching movies. I love music, fave band: Metallica, Pantera, System of a Down, Disturbed,Slipknot, and many, many more. I just love life.

hit up the myspace
http://www.myspace.com/juqqalette_peachez

Fave movies:
13 Going on 30
Alpha Dog
Basic Instinct 2
Big Money Hustlas
Blades of Glory
Borat
Derailed
Four Brothers
Funny People
Hancock
Little Nicky
One Missed Call
Pulse
Role Models
School For Scoundrels
Strangeland
Taken
The Boondock Saints
The Hangover
The Love Guru
The Onion Movie
Pearl Harbor
Titanic
Full Metal Jacket
Terminator 1-3
Obsessed

a son is the best gift God can give a mother and father. I love you so much Brandon Terry, you are my son&my sunshine.

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Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cop laughed at me. FML

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On 01/12/2011 at 8:29am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had to explain to my friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel, listening to music, and taking a shit. FML

#14521055 (101)

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On 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

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On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

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On 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by walnutbladder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML

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On 01/07/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by carrottop - Australia (Victoria)

Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

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On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had a panic attack at 2am because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

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On 01/06/2011 at 3:58am - health - by nuerrotticc -

Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

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On 12/22/2010 at 11:28am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML

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On 12/22/2010 at 4:50am - animals - by ks.swan13 -

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts, I said "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

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On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)

Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML

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On 12/17/2010 at 10:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML

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On 12/15/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by mugged (woman) - Germany (Hessen)