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  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 May 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1781
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 60 posted

About peachezthelette : I'm Katy. I'm currently twenty one years young :). My born nakie day is May 5, 1991! I am currently married and I have a one year old son! The last time I updated this I was still nineteen and pregnant! Now my son is walking, hard to believe how fast time goes by! Anyway, I am constantly high on life, you only live once might as well enjoy it while you can :). I am a very friendly person until you push my buttons then I can trade like a bull would. After all, I am a Taurus! Thanks for reading this.

Fave movies:
13 Going on 30
Alpha Dog
Basic Instinct 2
Big Money Hustlas
Blades of Glory
Borat
Derailed
Four Brothers
Funny People
Hancock
Little Nicky
One Missed Call
Pulse
Role Models
School For Scoundrels
Strangeland
Taken
The Boondock Saints
The Hangover
The Love Guru
The Onion Movie
Pearl Harbor
Titanic
Full Metal Jacket
Terminator 1-3
Obsessed

a son is the best gift God can give a mother and father. I love you so much Braeden Terry, you are my son&my sunshine.

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Today I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of mah car. I'm terrifid of spiders so I was watching it instead the road. When I lookd back at the road I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but the tree. Even the cop laughd at me. FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10592) - you deserved it (27713)

On 01/12/2011 at 8:29am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today , I had to explain to mah friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel , listening to music , and taking a shit . FML

#14521055
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22027) - you deserved it (3470)

On 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, My Cat Sneezed Drectly Into My Open Eyeball. Mega FML

#14505614
87 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out tat te girl wo ma ig scool boyfriend ceated on me wit is now te woman ma usband is aving an affair wit . FML

#14503708
197 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee mah pants. FML

#14498607
95 comments

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On 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by walnutbladder (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I finally found out why fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there cuz she wanted "to make the fish smell lyk lemons". FML

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50 comments

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On 01/07/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by carrottop - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, FEELING MELANCHOLY, I TOOK A BLANKET OUT TO THE BACKYARD AND LAY DOWN TO LOOK AT THE CLOUDS!! MY DAD CUMMED OUT TO ASK MEHAT I WAS DOING!! I TOLD HIM, HE SMRKED, SQUATTED OVER MY FACE, AND FARTED!! HE THEN RAN BACK INSIDE AND TOLD MY MOM!! SHE LAUGHED!! FML

#14490240
131 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... I had a panic attack at 2am cuz someone decided to throw a looool snowball at my window.

#14482649
44 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 3:58am - health - by nuerrotticc -

Today, I was waiting fir mah food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand an use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were mah chips. FML

#14297288
182 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 11:28am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

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298 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

I got a call about dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog , but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML

#14294990
116 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 4:50am - animals - by ks.swan13 -

Today, a woman cummed to mah counter an ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust an yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
302 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today I Was Run Over By Mah Own Car As I Tried To Push It Out Of A Snowbank . FML

#14248999
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22702) - you deserved it (4560)

On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)

YESTERDAY MAH YOUNGER BROTHER CALLED ME SAYING HE'S GETTING MARRIED. NOW... I HAVE TO ATTEND MAH EX'S WEDDING. I'M THE BEST MAN. FML

#14240691
119 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 10:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried 4 10 blocks , while 6 month pregnant , somebody stole my purse. FML

#14211022
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38266) - you deserved it (3219)

On 12/15/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by mugged (woman) - Germany (Hessen)



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