Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

peacheso

Offline (13 hours ago) | Search for a member

peacheso

20Fucked!

peacheso
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 May 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3925
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About peacheso : I believe I'm the only Ghanaian/ West African on FML. I think I deserve an award for that.

peacheso's page activity

Visits<b>ricardof</b> - 5 hours ago<b>apineapple</b> - 16 hours ago<b>MissEris</b> - 17 hours ago<b>RedPillSucks</b> - 24 hours ago<b>S232Flash</b> - yesterday at 7:23am<b>Iwtumn</b> - yesterday at 5:20am<b>Witchylady</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 8:43am<b>xReDMemory</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 6:03am<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:55pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 3:57pm<b>int15</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 10:22am<b>Liamj774</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 7:44am<b>dakotadavisbruh</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 5:02pm<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:42pm<b>goldcock19</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:37pm<b>Zach_attack_</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 11:10am<b>Cads1</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:39am<b>itsalise</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:31am

Fucked!<b>apineapple</b> - 10 hours ago<b>Liamj774</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:57pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:27am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 12:40am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 5:21am<b>karcummings</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 7:02pm<b>funsizedliz</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 1:33am<b>RooPeanutButter</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:59pm<b>feven</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:33pm<b>cakefete2</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 8:18am<b>bruh21</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 1:46am<b>LedZeppo</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 10:03pm<b>drew60</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 5:42am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 10:48pm<b>99treee</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 5:58am<b>Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 5:32am<b>DiJsLifeStyle</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 5:48pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 2:51pm

peacheso's FML badges

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of peacheso's badges

peacheso's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML

#20969815
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67329) - you deserved it (5595)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him not to snapchat me, not to text me, and that I'm not interested, all he said was "I think persistence is going to be key here." FML

#20967638
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41974) - you deserved it (3338)

On 11/23/2013 at 3:02am - misc - by AshleyRose24 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML

#20963297
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51156) - you deserved it (8469)

On 11/19/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by you+me-clothes=53>< (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML

#20963219
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45612) - you deserved it (2600)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:00am - health - by seizuregirl17 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank: "less often." FML

#20961005
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47582) - you deserved it (4123)

On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

#20958646
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42092) - you deserved it (2857)

On 11/15/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by mummer11 (woman) - Ireland

Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML

#20956290
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47828) - you deserved it (3868)

On 11/13/2013 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by BreakingTheMood (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

#20950354
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41877) - you deserved it (17586)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:02pm - intimacy - by notsogood - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a text message consisting solely of emoticons. FML

#20950012
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45079) - you deserved it (4216)

On 11/08/2013 at 6:30am - love - by probablydodgedabullet - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope, and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML

#20949272
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53039) - you deserved it (5538)

On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

#20943997
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48094) - you deserved it (8631)

On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML

#20942725
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54450) - you deserved it (7940)

On 11/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML

#20942539
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46789) - you deserved it (5338)

On 11/02/2013 at 1:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone and asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good for our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good for anal." FML

#20942318
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59252) - you deserved it (5642)

On 11/02/2013 at 9:21am - intimacy - by justme - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML

#20942179
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24866) - you deserved it (42966)

On 11/02/2013 at 2:27am - love - by LockedOut (man) - United States



FML's blog

  • Essa's illustrated FML
  • Yesterday was labor day in the US. FML is international, and and specifically US-centric, but we still sat around doing nothing because we'll take any excuse to do anything. We'll endorse any national…

Friday 1 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: