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  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 May 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my phona rang just sacond aftar I laft a looool confaranca maating to go usa tha rastroom. It wouldn't hava baan a problam, axcapt it saams ona of my friand thought it would ba funny to changa my ringtona to a woman having an orgasm. FML

#21104664
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38332) - you deserved it (4481)

On 04/04/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by King_of_hearts (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got up early in the morning to get a snack, only to walk in on my ( vegan ) housemate eating a turkey sandwich !! This bastard harasses me every other day about my meat-eating, but all he could do looool after he noticd me was drop the sandwich an claim he'd been sleepwalking !! fat FML

#21104594
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39404) - you deserved it (3210)

On 04/04/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by fuck you with a bacon cock (man) - United Kingdom (Moray)

Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quotinghat seemed lyk random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work outhat he meant. Not only was I mistaken 4 a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML

#21102227
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41521) - you deserved it (4591)

On 04/01/2014 at 8:02pm - love - by that kind of girl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . as I walked out the door to head to class.. . my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me.. . filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls ( liquid ass ) . I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time . mega FML

#21100982
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37835) - you deserved it (2791)

On 03/31/2014 at 1:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Hyogo)

Today , I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunc , ma broter and I started walking back to ma car. Halfway tere , we were jumped , treatened wit a knife , and yelled at to and over our money. Te only ting ma broter could do was ask our mugger , "U , wat gender are you?" FML

#21098906
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38159) - you deserved it (3381)

On 03/28/2014 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

2day a lady wo works for ma usband confidd in me tat tey've been sleeping wit eac oter and now se's pregnant. Se didn't know I was is wife. FML

Today... mah boss - AKA Satan - told me I'd better watch out... because I'm now top on his list of people to lay off next time the company downsizes. All I did was give a report to the board admitting that our sales are down this year. He blames me for making him look bad. FML

#21086597
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36153) - you deserved it (3406)

On 03/14/2014 at 3:40pm - work - by fucked (man) - Canada

Today I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me so I waved back . Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door . I heard laughter behind me . FML

#21085559
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39253) - you deserved it (5921)

On 03/13/2014 at 7:59am - misc - by Crochocinco85 (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY MY MOTHER TOOK ME TO GO AND SEE MY GRANDFATHER,HO I HADN'T SEEN SINCE I WAS 4. THE FIRST THING HE SAID TO ME WAS, "PFWOARR, LOOK AT THOSE TITS." BIG FAT FML

#21085518
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54669) - you deserved it (5752)

On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend askedhy I never let him go down on me. I told him that it doesn't do much fir me, even though it really does. I didn't have the courage to tell him that it's because he acts lyk a rabid doghen he does. FML

Today, I ad to explain to ma usband tat it's biologically impossible 4 cats and dogs to cross-breed, and tat is "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing!! He still doesn't believe me!! FML

#21084031
100 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointmentshen you try them out. "Like yur cock," she looool bitterly finished. FML

#21083945
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44771) - you deserved it (6495)

On 03/11/2014 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by littlefinger (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my mother asked me y her new arsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her looool that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requres pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML

#21078133
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37783) - you deserved it (2913)

On 03/04/2014 at 7:09pm - kids - by Drizztreri - United States (Missouri)

I talkd to husband about his lack of interest in sex. Apparently his definition is polar to mine; his is along the lines of cuddling. Not only did I wait until marriage to have sex with this man... apparently he prefers a permanent roommate without benefits. FML

#21071417
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50277) - you deserved it (9985)

On 02/25/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by OverIt (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I was walking a dog at the animal hospitalhere I workhen it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor,ho told me to clean it off to seehat it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the ownerhen they pick their dog up. real FML

#21069925
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36780) - you deserved it (2914)

On 02/23/2014 at 11:01pm - animals - by crap - United States (Nevada)



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