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peacheso
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4610
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About peacheso : I believe I'm the only Ghanaian/ West African on FML. I think I deserve an award for that.

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Fucked!<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 2:08pm<b>Dick_diamond</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 11:54am<b>cornyrob</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 5:15am<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 2:35pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:57pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:27am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 12:40am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 5:21am<b>karcummings</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 7:02pm<b>RooPeanutButter</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:59pm<b>feven</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:33pm<b>cakefete2</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 8:18am<b>bruh21</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 1:46am<b>LedZeppo</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 10:03pm<b>drew60</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 5:42am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 10:48pm<b>99treee</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 5:58am<b>Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 5:32am

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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peacheso's favorite FMLs

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. The guy who picked up sounded drunk, told me to fuck off, and hung up. FML

#21342247
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39229) - you deserved it (3346)

On 01/22/2015 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had lunch with my parents. I'm an Asian guy who married a Puerto Rican woman and we just had a boy. My dad looks at my son, then looks at me and says, "You ruined the bloodline." FML

Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML

#21331517
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29445) - you deserved it (2129)

On 01/05/2015 at 7:16pm - work - by zacharynedley - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went on a first date, only for us to find the restaurant wasn't open on New Year's Day. My date suggested going to the mall instead. We drove in our own cars. Me: the mall, him: home. I waited for 40 minutes before realising he'd stood me up. Happy New Year to me. FML

#21328493
77 comments

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML

#21321894
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33884) - you deserved it (6198)

On 12/22/2014 at 3:05am - love - by ScottyB - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML

#21312253
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35034) - you deserved it (2488)

On 12/05/2014 at 10:35pm - love - by Michelle - United States (Maryland)

Today, one of the patients on the mental health unit where I work looked me up and down and said; "Well, I guess it's a popular misconception that all fat people are jolly." FML

#21298006
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29319) - you deserved it (3989)

On 11/12/2014 at 9:48pm - work - by thefatnurse - United States (Georgia)

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

#21292770
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36566) - you deserved it (2434)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML

#21276854
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36747) - you deserved it (3578)

On 10/13/2014 at 11:42am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML

#21261750
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40499) - you deserved it (5046)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML

#21258033
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31889) - you deserved it (18303)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML

#21258033
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31889) - you deserved it (18303)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I saw a customer wandering around, looking confused. I went over and kindly asked if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. FML

#21248418
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35685) - you deserved it (3001)

On 08/30/2014 at 11:14am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

#21244858
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45359) - you deserved it (8071)

On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML



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