About peacheso : I believe I'm the only Ghanaian/ West African on FML. I think I deserve an award for that.
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peacheso's favorite FMLs
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
by Kiddo / 09/02/2013 at 2:49am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Jasmine_smilee / 09/02/2013 at 2:47am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 1:14am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/01/2013 at 7:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/01/2013 at 12:34pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML
by happyturtle / 09/01/2013 at 5:57am / Croatia / Intimacy
Today, I, for some reason, was talking to my mom about money. I jokingly said that the reason we're short on cash is because of her internet porn addiction. She replied, with a straight face, "How did you know?" I'm still not sure if she's joking or not. FML
by Anonymous / 09/01/2013 at 1:06am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML
by embarrassedmom / 08/31/2013 at 7:48pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/31/2013 at 4:52pm / Norway (Akershus) / Love
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
by criminal tit offender / 08/31/2013 at 12:25pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend's freshly-repainted car got keyed. He's literally more of an inconsolable wreck now than he was when his own mother passed away last year. When I tried hinting that he was overreacting, he told me to go to hell. FML
by Anonymous / 08/31/2013 at 12:12pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, tired of everyone forgetting my birthday, I traveled half way around the world to spend my 40th at a five star resort just to try and make it special. The hotel brought me a cake with someone else's name on it. FML
by nevercatchabreak / 08/31/2013 at 4:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by fartz / 08/31/2013 at 2:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my crew and I were berated by a client for not installing her new hardwood floor on time. We were only halfway through the day, but apparently it should have only taken "like, an hour?" because "The guys on the TV shows do it that fast." FML
by smashyonewfloors / 08/31/2013 at 12:44am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Tag / 08/31/2013 at 12:30am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my crush got together with a dude on my 18th birthday party after I tried my best to win her… Today, my bike brakes failed as I was going downhill. I ended up running a light and hit a car at… Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I…