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peacheso
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4644
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About peacheso : I believe I'm the only Ghanaian/ West African on FML. I think I deserve an award for that.

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Visits<b>Soninuva</b> - 22 hours ago<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 7:31pm<b>ricardof</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 6:11am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:26am<b>Candied_person</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:29am<b>euphoricness</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:56pm<b>Mezzacarina</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:17pm<b>RandEm2497</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:40am<b>ford_chick_22</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 2:01am<b>Gargoyl</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 11:28pm<b>baker_karlie</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 4:14pm<b>Woody02284</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 1:23pm<b>khorstmye</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 8:56am<b>constipation</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 8:49am<b>ShirtlessWonder</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 7:39am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 8:50pm<b>amine91</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 6:08pm<b>carllyo</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 12:06am

Fucked!<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 2:08pm<b>Dick_diamond</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 11:54am<b>cornyrob</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 5:15am<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 2:35pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:57pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:27am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 12:40am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 5:21am<b>karcummings</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 7:02pm<b>RooPeanutButter</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:59pm<b>feven</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:33pm<b>cakefete2</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 8:18am<b>bruh21</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 1:46am<b>LedZeppo</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 10:03pm<b>drew60</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 5:42am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 10:48pm<b>99treee</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 5:58am<b>Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 5:32am

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peacheso's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister and I went to visit my grandma. She looked at my sister and said, "You are just so skinny! You need to eat more cookies!" She then turned to me and said, "You should lay off the cookies!" FML

Today, I noticed that my son was less excited about losing a tooth than normal. I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident." To which Tyler replied, "You're welcome." FML

#21367147
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29300) - you deserved it (2415)

On 03/03/2015 at 8:14am - kids - by Mommycakes (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML

#21366066
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46011) - you deserved it (2114)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad; he's been dead for 5 years. FML

#21353772
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34151) - you deserved it (2639)

On 02/10/2015 at 11:34pm - animals - by jackskellington - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

#21351489
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29508) - you deserved it (3673)

On 02/07/2015 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wirral)

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook of me at a club with some friends. The first comment it got was "Just got a stiffy. 10/10." Thanks for that, dad. FML

#21351395
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29907) - you deserved it (3336)

On 02/07/2015 at 7:52am - misc - by gali-ma (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

#21351065
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27680) - you deserved it (2940)

On 02/06/2015 at 6:00pm - misc - by barf (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

#21349028
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34565) - you deserved it (2340)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I got married. My grandpa took me aside afterwards and said that the moment the ceremony was over, he heard my wife's vagina slam shut. "Welcome to marriage, sucker," he chuckled, "It's just you and Rosy Palm now!" FML

#21347104
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28596) - you deserved it (2998)

On 01/31/2015 at 12:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

#21346882
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30062) - you deserved it (5215)

On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

#21346789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29466) - you deserved it (3343)

On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

#21346763
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31190) - you deserved it (2898)

On 01/30/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by Idek - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML

#21343453
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37607) - you deserved it (2581)

On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

#21342800
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41922) - you deserved it (2522)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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