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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 May 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4987
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About peacheso : I believe I'm the only Ghanaian/ West African on FML. I think I deserve an award for that.

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Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26600) - you deserved it (4429)

On 09/26/2015 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by erphy21 - United States (California)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27734) - you deserved it (2635)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I accidentally came across a video of my parents on an amateur porn site. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29807) - you deserved it (4313)

On 09/14/2015 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Motherf*cker - United States

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26619) - you deserved it (2232)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with "Hah, just kidding. You're fuckin' BORING!" FML


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On 08/17/2015 at 3:20pm - love - by ThroatSlasher (woman) - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML


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On 08/08/2015 at 6:23pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the jackoffs at my new job kept making jokes about my prosthetic leg. When I finally lost my shit and told one of them to back off, he said "Woah there, Mr Pistorius!" then said he'll avoid using the restroom now in case I decide to shoot him through the door. FML


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On 08/07/2015 at 1:31pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML


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On 07/29/2015 at 1:00pm - misc - by HF44 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my son was planning on going clubbing. I disapproved, but no matter what I say he never listens, so I simply offered him some condoms so he doesn't end up knocking anyone up. He just said, "Nah, dad. Get 'em drunk enough and it's anal all the way." FML


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On 07/18/2015 at 1:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to sleep in the car, and when I went to rest my face on my fist, our car hit a bump and I ended up punching myself in the face. FML


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On 06/20/2015 at 3:03pm - misc - by Bengemon825 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML


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On 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm - kids - by RecentCollegeGrad (woman) -

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML


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On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML


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On 06/11/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by Badhairday - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26591) - you deserved it (1572)

On 06/02/2015 at 4:59am - work - by IrNatalie - United States (Arizona)

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