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by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 3:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
by TheOtherWoman / 01/18/2013 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom (North Somerset) / Love
by Keastwood013 / 01/18/2013 at 10:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML
by Shuttie / 01/18/2013 at 7:55am / Denmark (Syddanmark) / Love
Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 5:50am / United States / Intimacy
by Anon / 01/18/2013 at 12:53am / United States (Texas) / Money
by bull-stuff / 01/17/2013 at 10:48pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
by walkingdictionary / 01/17/2013 at 9:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by jakeeey / 01/17/2013 at 8:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by FMyThroat / 01/17/2013 at 7:39pm / Peru (Lima) / Miscellaneous
Today, the lead singer of the band I recently joined blatantly admitted to a fan that the only reason he let me in was because I'm "so fuckin' ugly" that I make the rest of them look "ten times better" in comparison. FML
by sad drummer / 01/17/2013 at 3:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, an elderly gentleman came into my store complaining of a toothache, so I showed him where the Orajel was located. He then insisted on making a big scene, claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. FML
by EmberLove / 01/17/2013 at 9:06am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/17/2013 at 5:43am / United States / Work