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  • Town/Country : NYC, USA
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  • Number of visits : 200
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About peacelovecoffee : I take my coffee black 'cause I'm hardcore like that.

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Today, my 6 year old granddaughter was sitting on my lap playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die can I have that one?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51289) - you deserved it (2849)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:16am - kids - by itswhateverr (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40373) - you deserved it (3310)

On 02/25/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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