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  • Town/Country : Honolulu, USA
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML

#18599124
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On 12/24/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by ambled - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML

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On 12/23/2011 at 9:24pm - love - by unwanted (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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On 12/08/2011 at 7:40am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by journey_Jeanne - United States (California)

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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On 12/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by smileytheface - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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On 12/05/2011 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

#18430652
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On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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On 12/04/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by brittrod - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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On 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

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On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)



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