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by ambled / 12/24/2011 at 3:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
by bigmistake / 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML
by unwanted / 12/23/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/08/2011 at 7:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by journey_Jeanne / 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by smileytheface / 12/05/2011 at 10:54pm / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
by Anonymous / 12/05/2011 at 9:16pm / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Miscellaneous
by Rumpkis / 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by brittrod / 12/04/2011 at 8:13pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
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