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  • Town/Country : Rochester, United States
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Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML

Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

#260982
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I agree, your life sucks (26879) - you deserved it (83086)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75938) - you deserved it (21517)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey girl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up for it in speed and stamina." She looked over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

#239452
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6166) - you deserved it (66091)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Smash_Mouth - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8699) - you deserved it (64510)

On 02/26/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by belladonna (woman) - United States (New York)



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