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Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51776) - you deserved it (8118)

On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 yrs old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother giving a look of shock and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML

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On 04/05/2009 at 12:25am - kids - by Shnur (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had artfully managed to avoid anyone knowing that I was moving into a trailer park. I showed up at the trailer where all my friends, co-workers, and exes were waiting. My parents knew I was feeling down and wanted to throw me a surprise 'moving in' party. FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by TrailerTrash (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out I won a 20 000 dollar scholarship. After celebrating with my family by jumping around the room for a half-hour, we realized it was addressed to someone else with the same last name. When we called to tell her, she said it was weird because she had received my rejection letter. FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 9:44am - money - by stillpoor (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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