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Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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On 08/14/2012 at 8:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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On 08/13/2012 at 8:19am - intimacy - by hmmmm (woman) - Australia

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

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On 08/10/2012 at 6:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, I was in the hospital. I had recently broken my arm, and had to have it re-broken. I've secretly been a lesbian for years. Guess who came out to her strict Christian parents while on anesthetics. FML

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On 07/24/2012 at 7:44pm - love - by Arthurie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML

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149 comments

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On 07/18/2012 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by Awkward - United States (California)

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent train-wreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

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On 06/24/2012 at 2:41pm - work - by hannaslifesucks (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

#19615151
177 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 2:26am - work - by fired - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was at Wal-Mart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man comes up to me and said "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML

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On 09/18/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by yeahhhhhommmie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

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158 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML

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130 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 2:18am - misc - by isucksomuch - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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159 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

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221 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

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96 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - work - by Alice - Australia (New South Wales)



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