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Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
by Michael D. / 08/25/2012 at 12:06pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, a thirty-something guy swaggered into my workplace. He was wearing shutter shades and torn jeans, and claimed to be our new boss. I called security to throw him out, at which point he produced his ID and let me know I'd be attending an employee review session next week. FML
by Anonymous / 08/24/2012 at 8:20pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Work
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
by OMFG I LOVE MLP / 08/24/2012 at 5:00pm / Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz) / Love
by coop7291 / 08/24/2012 at 1:21am / United States / Health
Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML
by Neurocardiogenic Syncope / 08/24/2012 at 12:08am / Canada / Health
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
by Anonymous / 08/23/2012 at 5:40pm / Ireland (Mayo) / Kids
by tal / 08/22/2012 at 5:57am / France / Animals
by ihateveganism / 08/22/2012 at 12:19am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/21/2012 at 1:39pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Sexting / 08/21/2012 at 11:29am / United States / Intimacy
by JMG / 08/19/2012 at 1:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Megan / 08/17/2012 at 3:30am / United States (Arkansas) / Money
Today, I was suntanning outside, when I had a bout of nausea. I rushed to the toilet, hoping at all costs to just dry-heave it away. When I lifted the lid, I was faced with two of the most rancid floaters I've ever seen, courtesy of my live-in gran. Well, my stomach's empty now. FML
by rainbows? more like shitstorms / 08/16/2012 at 8:22pm / United States / Health
Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
by Samantha / 08/16/2012 at 6:36pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
by what the FUCK / 08/15/2012 at 6:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy