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pbonham
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2698
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About pbonham : My dog likes to sun bake

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Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

#16661429
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38745) - you deserved it (5227)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:06pm - love - by :( (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16029) - you deserved it (34308)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, when I picked up my repeat subscription of anti-anxiety medication, they had changed the packaging to be more 'child safe'. Now it's so hard to get the pills out that I had an anxiety attack trying to take one. FML

#15706489
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27595) - you deserved it (6988)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:53am - health - by VoiceMail (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me, telling me she's pregnant. FML

#15038922
125 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML

#14709189
93 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by totallyscrewedomg - United States (Texas)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question". Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML

#14326662
106 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by snoozerlooser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24586) - you deserved it (5325)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

#13756412
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18855) - you deserved it (56871)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was tossing my car keys into the air and catching them. I threw them up really high, only to have them land in the branches of the palm tree outside my door, at the very top. FML

#13310040
161 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 10:10pm - misc - by 2234 - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

#9056198
151 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by leapple (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

#8965492
70 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by misty_love (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34110) - you deserved it (2646)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
265 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam, I had to go to the restroom, so I get permission and go. I'm 1 of 3 people. They later find a cheat sheet in the restroom. Now I'm a suspect. FML

#6716496
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24481) - you deserved it (3420)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:00am - misc - by fuckbio (man) - United States (Georgia)



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