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pbonham

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8745
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About pbonham : My dog likes to sun bake and I like to play basketball

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pbonham's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that my roommate doesn't actually know a damn thing about cooking. I'm suffering the effects of him telling me that chicken is best eaten medium-rare. FML

#19404145
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21515) - you deserved it (12524)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Ralph - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

#19393049
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27069) - you deserved it (2714)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29009) - you deserved it (2280)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25966) - you deserved it (9929)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML

#19376711
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6503) - you deserved it (70947)

On 03/30/2012 at 3:13pm - work - by bananamuffin - United States

Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML

#19376505
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35527) - you deserved it (2934)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:28pm - kids - by MDWilde (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

#19373619
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24717) - you deserved it (2676)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by LassieToe (woman) - Australia

Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML

#19369431
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23172) - you deserved it (2000)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by a - United States

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML

#19361987
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7511) - you deserved it (38277)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32638) - you deserved it (25318)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

#19350596
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31704) - you deserved it (5282)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

#19349968
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30064) - you deserved it (6294)

On 03/26/2012 at 7:14am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44037) - you deserved it (13447)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32697) - you deserved it (3538)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)



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