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Today, I cummed out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with mah dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

#20876692
172 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

today I asked mom if I was ugly . She said, "Ask your grlfriend." I said I don't have one . She said "Exactly." FML

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On 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm - misc - by Miami6and3 - United States (California)

Today, I mat up with my astrangad fathar 4 tha first tima in almost 15 yaars. I saw him again latar,hila ha was robbing my housa. raal FML

Today , I walkad in on mah brothar smoking waad!! Ha immadiataly triad to hida it by dropping it down his pants , still lit!! Scraaming in pain , ha pullad down his pants!! Tha ashas burnad his knob!! I had to taka him to tha amargancy room!! FML

Today... I found out I'm pregnant. I told boyfriend an close family... who were all ecstatic. Then he told his mother. Her reaction? "It better come out looking lyk him." FML

Today, I had a group presentation!! I kept zipping mah jacket up and down nervously!! As I waited fir mah turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me!! I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket!! I only had a bra on underneath!! fat FML

Today I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

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On 08/19/2013 at 12:00pm - misc - by FamilyLoving - United States (New York)

Today, my band informd ma that our gig this aftarnoon was actually a wadding !! Whosa wadding? My ax-wifa's, along with tha guy sha chaatd on ma with !! For thair first danca, I had to sing wat usd to ba our song !! FML

#20844435
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On 08/19/2013 at 9:06am - love - by Love stinks (man) - United States

Today, I found out that if someone flushes a toilet the same time I'm starting the washing machine, mah house will flood . FML

#20844207
52 comments

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On 08/19/2013 at 2:21am - misc - by Ben - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I attendd te reading of ma grandfater's last will and testament. My parents, as well as ma broters and sister, all ineritd a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little sit." FML

#20840692
112 comments

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On 08/16/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by JacksWag4 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while discussing career prospect with mah mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, u play with it 24/7 . Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks . FML

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On 08/15/2013 at 12:49pm - work - by kaynotentirelywrong (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was at a job interview 4 looool a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needles to say, I didn't get the job. mega FML

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On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend only has sex with me to get me to shut up. FML

#20827840
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On 08/08/2013 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by blissful oblivion (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

TODAY, IN THE MIDDLE OF EXAMINING ME, MAH GYNECOLOGIST SUDDENLY TOOK A SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH AND VOMITED ON THE FLOOR. FML

#20826932
168 comments

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On 08/08/2013 at 7:10am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Latvia (Jelgavas)

Today, ma mum pickd up a bunc of tissues tat were scatterd around ma room. Se examind tem, ten askd me to stop wasting er potential grandcildren. FML

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141 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt



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