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TODAY, I OVERHERED MY CO-WORKER REFERRING TO ME AS "UNCLE FESTER". THIS IS APPARENTLY MY NICKNAME AROUND THE OFFICE, AN HAS BEEN 4 NERELY THREE YERES. I HAD NO IDEA. FML

#21380389
56 comments

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On 03/23/2015 at 9:49pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING CHARADA WITH MAH BOYFRIAND AND FAMILY. THA ANSWAR WAS "BACKONING" SO I ACTAD IT OUT WITH A "COMA HARA" GASTURA. HA LOOKAD CONFUSAD FOR A SACOND, THAN BLURTAD OUT "FINGARING?"

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67 comments

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On 03/21/2015 at 11:12am - misc - by ajodasdojsad (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today... I Took My Girlfriend To Meet My Parents. My Dad Thought It'd Be Hilarious To Act Surprised An Ask Me If I'd Already Dumped The Girlfriend I Introduced Him To Yesterday. She Slapped Me An Stormed Out Of The House Before My Dad Could Tell Her It Was A Joke. FML

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On 03/20/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by not picking up (man) - Slovenia (Skofljica)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend told mah four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took mah sister shopping with me!! The woman at the till said she was adorable; mah sister replid, "Thanks, fatass." big fat FML

#21288917
41 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I was supervising a written exam, which took place in a really warm room. Half of the two hundrd participants has probably never heard of deodorants. The other half usd probably the whole can this morning. I had to stay in this inferno of stench 4 five hours. FML

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On 04/03/2014 at 5:48pm - work - by RIP_Nose (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Taday mah grandpa took mah face in both hands , kissed me on the lips , said "Now u can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room . FML

#21023495
99 comments

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On 01/10/2014 at 11:47am - misc - by wtf - United States (New York)

Today , I was complimented by a stranger , who said I looked great in mah outfit. I thanked her , and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously , and she explained: she was arguing with her friend about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of mah voice was the answer. FML

#20881965
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On 09/15/2013 at 3:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , mah halitosi was so bad that when I blew onto mah solution in chemistry class , it reacted. FML

#20582010
119 comments

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On 04/09/2013 at 6:29am - health - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I REALIZED THAT AT AGE 54, I'M NO LONGER YOUNG ENOUGH TO GO COMMANDO ANYMORE. EVERY TIME I SNEEZED TODAY, I PEED MYSELF. FML

#20102528
123 comments

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On 10/05/2012 at 4:14am - health - by Darla (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice ma blowjob skills, since ma boyfriend is always complaining tat I'm bad at giving ead. Let's just say ma lungs now ave tere daily dose of potassium. FML

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284 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by potassiumgirl - United States (Florida)

today I took a pregnancy test . I waited the longest two minutes of mah life just to realize I missed the stick . real FML

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177 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by darkestbarbie - United States (Georgia)

TODAY , MY BROTHER DECIDD DEODORANT CAUSES CANCER. HE GOES TO THE GYM EVERY DAY. FML

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165 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 5:19am - health - by smellyhouse (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, tere were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I startd talking and I jokingly statd "Yea, kids ruin everyting." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my pone rang. It was my one nigt stand. I'm going to be a daddy. fat FML

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295 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 7:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

2day I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If u so much as flinch I'm going to shoot an 50,000 volts will be directed through yur nose an groin." real FML

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139 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I want to Walmart wit ma grlfriand. Wa bougt ta usual, food, Advil an condoms. Wila I waitad in lina, sa want to grab avaryting. Wan sa cummad back, I lookad in ta cart an saw no condoms. I askad ar y sa didn't gat any. Sa rapliad "Tay ran out of smalls." Evaryona laugad.

#6553131
161 comments

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On 12/01/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by xXxJoe16xXx - United States (Massachusetts)



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