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2day I smelld chicken nuggets and askd mah boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was mah armpits. FML

#20902037
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On 09/30/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got proposd to!! I have been dating my boyfriend 4 3 years and we have 2 kids!! It was perfect, except it was my ex-boyfriendho proposd to me!! mega FML

#20901818
99 comments

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On 09/30/2013 at 10:47am - love - by courtnayy (woman) - United States

Today, my dad askd me to stop calling him "dad" cuz it’s too wierd 4 his girlfriend’s kids to hear, cuz they call him dad. FML

#20901637
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On 09/30/2013 at 4:04am - kids - by meens42 - United States

Today, even though I don't necessarily believe in soul mates, I found out my wife does!! She met hers a few weeks ago!! FML

#20896483
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On 09/26/2013 at 2:54am - love - by NotTheSoulMate (man) - United States

my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word ( looool hashtag ). FML

#20891806
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On 09/22/2013 at 5:21pm - kids - by soannoyed - United States

Today my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

#20891755
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On 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm - misc - by mish (woman) - United Kingdom (Herefordshire)

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND REFUSED TO LET OUR 7-WEEK-OLD DAUGHTER HAVE A PACIFIER, CUZ HE DOESN'T WANT HER GROWING UP TO BE A ( WHORE. ) MEGA FML

#20891477
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yesterday dad an I had a yelling match about me ( lying ), cuz I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to fine the phone number. It's been an hour an he's still searching 4 the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML

#20891277
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On 09/22/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by SeriouslyDad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY , I REALIZED THE ONLY ( PERSON ) I HAVE TALKED TO IN THE LAST TWO DAYS IS SIRI. FML

#20891258
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On 09/22/2013 at 9:34am - misc - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, fir the fifth day in a row, I have awoken at 6am to the sounds of mah roommate's guest's child screaming. If it's anything lyk the last four days, the child will continue to randomly screech every fifteen minutes or so fir the next five hours. I work 13-hour night shifts. FML

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On 09/22/2013 at 7:36am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today... I hit a new low in financial troubles when I left work to retrieve twenty-five cents after seieng someone drop it across the street. FML

#20891026
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On 09/22/2013 at 1:45am - money - by collegebroke (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom tat I want to try out 4 a singing competition on TV, so I migt be able to kick off my musical career !! Se convinced me to sing a song 4 er, so I did !! Mid-way troug, se lost it, burst into laugter, an told me to stay in scool !! FML

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On 09/21/2013 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Taday while having sex with mah wife , mah Candy Crush addiction hit me full force , and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML

#20890032
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On 09/21/2013 at 11:09am - intimacy - by CandyCrushAddict (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decidd to mess with husband . When he got off work, I said, "The lady from yur office calld and said she was pregnant . From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, fetus already has a sibling . FML

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On 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by oops - United States (Texas)

today te grl I like sent me a nude poto of erself!! Being a potograper , all I could tink about was ow grainy te poto was , and te variou ways it could be fixed!! FML

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On 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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