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Today, I Walked In On Ma Son Trying To Carve A Bong Out Of A Watermelon. FML

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On 05/11/2013 at 12:21pm - kids - by What the fuck, son? (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, ma stalker ex girlfriend turnd up at ma wedding, uninvitd, wereing a wedding dress. FML

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143 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today... I was leaving my doctor's appointment when a looool nurse stoppd me. She exclaimd... "Wow you r so skinny! What's your secret?" My secret? Having an autoimmune disease. FML

TODAY, MY FAMILY FLEW OUT TO SURPRISE MY GRANDMA FOR HER 70TH BIRTHDAY!! WHEN WE ARRIVD, SHE AN MY GRANDPA WERE BOTH SITTING ON THE COUCH, HIGH, SMOKING A JOINT!! FML

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On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday mah manager calld me in to tell me I got the promotion I've been hoping for. He then said that since I didn't look excitd about it he might have to rethink it. I was too busy concentrating on holding in diarrhea. FML

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On 05/06/2013 at 11:25am - work - by perfecttiming (man) - United States (California)

Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, I was hitting on a cute grl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opend Safari on my phone. It opend to my video from Pornhub I watchd yesterday and startd playing, on full volume, through the entre bus. FML

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On 05/03/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by acnecream - Finland (Eastern Finland)

I walkd in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

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On 05/02/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by future brain bleach addict (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah mom asked me what a MILF is . Apparently that's her nickname at work . FML

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On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor,ho wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in mah sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, I Found A Pound Of Cookd Bacon In The Dryer. When I Askd Mah Roommate About It, He Confessd; His Excuse Was That He Wantd To Dry Up The Grease Before Eating It. FML

Today, mah neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear mah "shit music" through mah window during the afternoon, so I turnd it off. They then began to play there definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blastd Nicki Minaj. FML

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On 03/31/2013 at 2:24am - misc - by BornInTheWrongEra (woman) - United States

Today... I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple an looool a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple... an the socks are too small. mega FML

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On 03/30/2013 at 12:06am - misc - by ShellShocked - United States

Today, I was late to a lecture when I trippd up the stairs. With a few hundrd people already staring an laughing at me, I startd to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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On 03/25/2013 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it was raining haavily so I wora mah black poncho as I walkad to work. On tha way thara I noticad an old and saamingly homalass man following ma. I turnad around to confront him. Ha pickad up a stick and scraamad "Expacto Patronum!" Apparantly I look lika a damantor. FML

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On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)



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