About pattycmom : The picture is of me feeding a moose and apple in January of 2013. I went to Alaska to visit my best friend (who is not the moose lol). I enjoy meeting and talking to new people! Have a great day!!!
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by how / 07/25/2013 at 12:10am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
by TheVirginJenny / 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by ihateveganism / 08/22/2012 at 12:19am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by Taylor / 07/15/2012 at 10:42am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
by wife of a shithead / 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm / Norway (Oslo) / Love
Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
by Hunter101 / 05/12/2012 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by fock / 05/06/2012 at 10:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 3:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ChampionshipVinyl / 04/18/2012 at 2:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm / Canada / Health
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by lunarstrain / 11/08/2011 at 1:11am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/06/2011 at 7:26pm / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by KayleeXLoVe21 / 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I was woken up to the crushing of my balls after my 5-year-old son thought it would be the… Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what… Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to…